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The Dispatch: A weekly email newsletter to keep you relevant.
Starter Kit: 3 free ringtones and 2 phone wallpapers to upgrade your aesthetic.
The Teaser: A single preview of a Front Row premium clip. Just a small taste of the reality you haven't earned yet.
Front Row
$9.99 per month
(plus tax)

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Everything inside 'The Free Tier'
The Weekly Blueprint: 8 exclusive videos a month. Two doses every week (NEW video every Thursday and Sunday) to cure your mediocrity. (These never make it to social media)
The Voice: Every 14 days a NEW private audio recording (+7 minutes)
The Doctrine: An exclusive 10 page monthly manifesto.
Sonic & Visual Dominance: Monthly 10 phone wallpaper drops. 10 free Alarms & Ringtones.
The Insider's Cut: A recurring monthly 20% privilege coupon for all store items.
Inner Circle
$23.50 per month
(plus tax)

Become a real dominator!

Everything inside 'The Front Row'
The Complete Archive: Unrestricted access to the entire long format PDF vault, always. 2 NEW PDF's every month! (access to hundreds of pages, sell normally for 15-20 euros, you get it for free!)
Digital Status: One-time Dr.egoslav emoji sticker pack to show dominance on social media.
Monthly Post: Monthly written statement with your name and Dr. Egoslav's authentic signature, mailed right to you.
Higher grade: Exclusive access to premium Inner circle only merchandise.
Inner Circle Badge: Exclusive website badge displaying your loyalty